It was a bright saturday morning when i woke up to find i had morning wood. i looked down in my pants and i found a DVD called CANDLE CRAP SUPER FRIKIN SCARY EPISODE. I found out that my morning wood creates DVDs. Then i put the DVD in my computer. It started out with the Candle Crap theme but after that there was just 30 minutes of pooping! Then i took the DVD out from the computer and destroyed the DVD. Then a skeleton popped out. Me and the skeleton then watched The Little Mermaid. Me and the skeleton went on to become best friends. THE END